noun. A graduated rod for measuring the depth or amount of liquid in a container, as of oil in a crankcase.

noun. A person regarded as foolish or contemptible.

noun. a graduated rod dipped into a container to indicate the fluid level.

noun. A stick or rod used to measure the depth of a liquid. Often used to check the level at which a liquid in an opaque or inaccessible tank or reservoir stands; gauge.

noun. A penis.

noun. A useless person.

noun. A dipshit.

noun. A person of inferior intellect or, more accurately, someone who makes an action that would imply this.

noun. a graduated rod dipped into a container to indicate the fluid level

"We FINALLY know who this dipstick is … the Wizard of Ooze …"

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