"i saw a pair this morning at liverpool street station: she: 5ft 1, 12 stone, glasses, covered in stains eating a cornish pastie.he. 6ft 5, beanpole, covered in spots looking gormless. as far a recruitment drives go my thoughts went to royston vasey, to add insult to injury they had a cocker spaniel that darted at the crotch of a lilith sternin-crane look-a-like while going about her business."